Project "Wang Pirang-Pirang Ongko Papat"

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Desire of Total Displacement

Last evening, my master was visited by a client, also an old friend from the old company they were working together.

The friend, a widow, was also very interested when he saw my picture hanged at my master’s partition wall. He is now working in Vietnam, and has a plan to buy one of my family. During the talking about me (besides discussing about company’s project, of course), he thought that my class has a higher cc. But when my master told him that my class has only 1.8liter, he was caught surprise. My master told the friend that our models are specified as C180, C200 and C230, which have 4 cylinders, and total displacement of 1796 cc. The differences among us are the rated output (kW at rpm), acceleration 0-100 km/h, the top speed (km/h), fuel consumption (l/100km), and other accessories.

On the other hand, my master was also caught surprise when he saw the Rolex watch that his old friend was wearing, showing a time an hour earlier. My master thought since his friend was just arriving from Vietnam, he must use the Vietnamese clock.


Sunday, February 25, 2007

Desire Of New Bulb

This morning, after having breakfast with his family, my master brought me to a car accessories shop.

My master wanted to replace my brake right lamp, and the chinese boy who said he could replace it took about 15 minutes to open the clip covered inside my back bonnet. Luckily, there was his supervisor who did it in less than 5 minutes, and finally my brake lamp was being replaced! Wow, what a relief.


Friday, February 23, 2007

Desire About C-class

My master's colleague was at my master's working table this afternoon. He was very keen to see how my dashboard looks like. So, without hesitation, my master showed him my dashboard picture, and he wondered why I don't have the navigator screen like the one he saw at his friend's.

My master told him that the C-class doesn't have the navigator screen, only the control panel. He nodded.

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Unbelievable Desire Offer

This morning, while my master was driving myself to Taman Nusa Impian, my master received an unexpected telephone call from a headhunter.

Caller: Sorry to disturb you, Sir.
My master: Yes?
Caller: Are you interested to join other company?
My master: It depends on the offer..
Caller: How much you expected?
My master: Rp24million?
Caller: You know this company cannot offer you that much. Not even close! But how about Rp17million?
My master: It's not ok because I am happy working now, unless the other company is willing to pay more for my departure..
Caller: Ok, let me check whether they can give you Rp20million.
My master: You see ma'am, 5 years ago, nobody wanted to hire me for Rp10million. In 5 years time, I will be asking about Rp30million!
Caller: You maybe right.. (and she hanged up).

The desire continues..


Monday, February 19, 2007

Desire To Space

Yesterday, my master went out with his family for a long day trip to Mersing. My master let Cik City and me take a rest and he used Toyota Unser to carry his one big family.

This morning, after coming back from car washing, the Unser told me something like this:

While on the a traffic jam somewhere in Malacca while driving the Unser, they saw a new and big Mercedes Benz (maybe S-class) with a load of back passengers. My master quipped: "Kalao bawak Cik Putih tuh tadi, mesti Bo susah nak baring nak tidor, kan???"

Space is priceless.. I admit it.


Saturday, February 17, 2007

Desire To Sell Powerbook

My master wants to sell his Apple Powerbook G4 which he bought it in 2004. My master uses the computer just for the internet purposes. No game. No hardwork.

Anybody interested?

PowerBook G4/1.33GHz 12" Notebook with 12.1" 1024x768 LCD, 256MB RAM, 40GB hard drive, and superdrive.


Friday, February 16, 2007

Desire To See Belly Button

At 9.00am this morning, my master sent me to Carnauba for a free car wash (third time washing). Although the beautiful and sexy girl (with a belly button of course) already took my key, my master was bengang because she asked him to wait while she's entertaining the other customer.


Thursday, February 15, 2007

Desire To Eat Ikan Bakar

This afternoon, my master went out for lunch with his boss. I was a bit jealous because his boss got a new car, a Honda Accord 2.0 VTEC! Wow..

The boss is busy checking whether he can park between two yellow poles..


Desire Not To Be Kissed

Last night, when I was driven (by my master, of course) on the way back home to my master's house, there was a heavy traffic jam. At one of the junction, I was kissed by a Waja driven by an old lady because she didn't want to give way.. Ooouch! My master told me to calm down as it was ONLY a small accident.

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Sunday, February 11, 2007

Desire To Buy Tobacco

My master went to his kampong this afternoon. My master knew about his father desire to sit inside me and drove around his kampong . To please his old man, my master asked him whether he would like to go out to buy a tobacco at the shop located at the end of the kampong . And of course, his father was tremendously excited ..

Tengoklah buah kelapa sebelum jatuh..


Saturday, February 10, 2007

Desire To Lamps

Like many other Saturdays, my master drove me for a breakfast this morning as always near to Esso gas station. After coming out from me, my master was looking for a table, when suddenly an Indian old man told him that my front lights were still on!

My master told him, "takpe, takpe..", then suddenly my lights were off! Ha ha ha..


Friday, February 09, 2007

Desire for mp3

A few months back, my master bought an mp3 player (RM90) that connected to my cigarette lighter to be able to play musics. However, my master was unhappy with the player that is not functioning smoothly. My master likes to play a yaasin cassette or listen to a monotone radion station rather than try very hard to make the mp3 player running.


Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Desire To Be An Expatriate

Just now, my master's office mate, an expatriate from India, while discussing about the job at my master's table, he suddenly mentioned about my picture on the wall.

He said he wanted to buy the same Mercedes-benz car like me once he work in UAE. He said, the car price is very cheap in the country. My master asked him, "will there be any tax imposed when you want to bring the car to India?"

The friend told him, "of course, there will be a 200% tax!"


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Sunday, February 04, 2007

Desire To A New Number Plate

Last Saturday, my master went to a car accessories shop. He ordered a new number plate wanting to replace my existing one. He is very interested to have the computerised generated number plate instead the one that I wear.

However, my master worries about the plate size because he doesn't want to have a very weird number inside the plate. Then, this afternoon (Sunday), he went again to the shop to confirm with the technician whether the plate and the number can be adjusted smaller. The technician told him that due to my number plate size, the printing shop will do it as a standard template. My master still insisted that he could see the sample of the plate before the printing shop make it. The technician promised to call the printing shop tomorrow (Monday) about my master's worry.

Note: Can u spot the differences of my butt now?